Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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