I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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