I want to stick my p in your. b.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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