She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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