I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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