What a fucking waste of an outfit
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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