talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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