Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
