YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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