just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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