her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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