i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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