he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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