I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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