Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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