Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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