I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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