And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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