I want to walk on stilts...naked
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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