just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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