I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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