he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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