Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
smell my finger.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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