Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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