you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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