one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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