Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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