Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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