It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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