I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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