Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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