I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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