i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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