Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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