come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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