There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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