She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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