ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
