normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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