Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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