bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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