he shaved USA in his pubs
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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