i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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