There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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