great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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