WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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