Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
