It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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