He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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