My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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