I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Randomize
