We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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